Daddy Things

I was walking over to Eli who was playing with his toy cars. I heard the "ppfffffthhhttt," followed closely by a familiar odor.

"Eli, did you pass gas?" I asked.

"Mo (no), baby." He responded.

"Eli, the baby is upstairs in bed, are you sure it was the baby?" I pursued.

"Mo, Mama." He quickly replied.

"So, you are telling me that the sound I heard, and the smell I am smelling is from your mom who is upstairs?"

"Wah (yes)."

Wow Bridget that is some powerful gas. Eli sold you out.