Houston, you have a problem

... It is too hot.

Ideas from my move:
1. If they can make an antibacterial or anti-odor for shoe insoles, why can't they make them for armpits of shirts.
2. Degree deodorant is not strong enough for a man.
3. Penske needs to remove the governors on their trucks.
4. Truck airconditioners need to be stronger for those traveling through Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
5. There needs to be a good, strong, safe, sedative for kids while traveling (then for their parents afterward).
6. There should probably be a naturalization class for those of us expats moving to the Republic of Texas.

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