Having kids is for the birds

The birds have it right.
1. They lay eggs. The mom poops out an egg then has time to get crap done and get back in shape before the egg hatches.
2. If someone else touches their baby, they have nothing to do with it. Sort of a "you touched it you bought it" mentality. (Somedays I think this is great.) It would keep other people from getting your baby sick. They might think first before getting close, knowing that if they handle your baby, they have to stay up taking care of it.
3. They feed their young by vomiting into their mouths. How is that good? You can eat whatever you want and not get those calories! My kids would be eating krispy kreme, milkshakes, twinkies, (And dad could help feed.)
4. They sit on their young. I am tempted to do that sometimes. How nice would it be if your kids were screaming at night and all you had to do was roll over?

Then again how do you chase a 3 year old across a store if he can fly?




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