apples and bananas

I was telling Eli a bedtime story.

"What do you want to hear about?" I asked.

"Monkeys."

"What do Monkeys eat, Eli?"

"Nanas" (bananas)

"And where do Bananas come from?"

Eli answers knowingly, "table"

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Last night he wanted a story about apples.

"Where do apples come from?" I asked.

"PIE" he shouted.

One observant kid.

As a farmer, I am kind of embarrassed.