Conference fun

 I feel like herding cats. Constant chaos, constant noise, constant mess. 

Nonetheless here we are. 

"Hope me DADDY! HOPE ME DADDY"

That's Emmy for help me daddy. 

Before conference I was looking for my cuff links. I only found one. But I did find lots of treasures. 

Here is a pocket watch I have had for over 20 years. Haven brought this back from Russia. It was supposed to be made in CCCP. 

Here is my motorcycle key. It was a 1981 Kawasaki KZ440. Golden and I got it running 

Here are some rings. 

Liberty made me the CTR ring in high school. I think she made it 10-12 years ago. 

The other ring I got in Paris France. Bridget and I were heading to the Louvre. A 20 something man dropped it and pretended to find it. He said "Sir you dropped this."

"Not mine," I said.

"Look it's real gold"

"Keep it, it's not mine"

"I can't I just got baptized," he said lighting up a cigarette, "I'm a good person now and don't steal"

"Huh" I said.

"You keep it." He tossed the ring to me and started to walk off.

After 3 steps he turned around, "I'm hungry can I have a few euros for a sandwich?"

There's the con

I pulled out a snickers and granola bar and handed them with a smile. 

"Can I please have money instead?"

All I had was $0.54.

"This is all I have, sorry."

Discouraged, he took the snickers and 54 cents and left mumbling something in French.