March. Daylight spendings.

Eli says to me, "Dad, I think I have an ear infection. My friend yelled in my ear and now it's infected."
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Me: What is longer than a day?
Eli: A month.
Me: What is longer than a month?
Eli: A year?
Me: What is longer than a year?
Dora (4 year old) screams: JESUS!
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Poor girl.