Saturday, July 21, 2012

Flotation pictorial instructions

These are the warnings on our pool toy.




They make next to no sense.


Top left: reading is nice
Middle top: kids always win
Top right: this will hold 40 kg of ink
Bottom left: swimming in a pool of acid will dissolve your legs.
Bottom middle: not for international travel.
Bottom right: cell phone reception is better on the right or left.



Bottom left: no nothing is allowed. Or no snow allowed
Center left: not for onion people.
Center right: not protective against death rays.
Right: no pole vaulting.

4 comments:

  1. What a funny, funny post Whitney. I'd say you interpreted them correctly!

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  2. Wow, those directions are really going to keep your kids safe while they use that floatie! Very funny - particularly the death ray one and the acid pool ones!

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  3. so funny! let's see if it'll let me post this...

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