1. Why are you wiping a Tortilla on the wall?
2. Who Put the diaper in the washer?
2b. Why did you put the diaper in the washer?
2c. Did it have poopies in it?
3. Why don't Wheaties come frosted?
4. What happened to my keys?
5. Why is there pink jam all over the floor in the Living room?
5b. When did we even have pink jam?
6. Is this powdered sugar? Dad What kind of white stuff is this? (referencing the remnants of the washed diaper in question 2.)
6b. Dada, why does this taste so bad?
7. Why am I out of Excedrin again?
Whit, you are a humorist! You are so witty and I love reading your posts. You're my favorite son-in-law!
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