1. Ran out of milk and put kool-aid on my cold cereal. That is just too much sugar, it may not have been as bad if it weren't fruit loops.
2. Shaved with my wife's Razor, my poor bald head was raw for days from razor burn.
3. Forgot to put suntan lotion on my razor burned head and spent all day in the yard. have you ever had blisters on your head?
4. Bought a Brand New Car, only to sell it 18 months later.
5. Watched "The Last Airbender"
6. Sold my '73 Landcruiser.
7. I laughed when Eli stuck a crayon up his nose... now he sticks everything up there to show me he is funny.
8. I washed my Ipod, in the washer, full cycle.
I am fairly confident no one will read this. (by the way, if you wash your electronic device. DO NOT TURN IT ON. Put it in a bag of instant rice for like 48 hours, THEN plug it in to recharge. IF it still doesn't work, you are out of luck... MINE IS WORKING for now)
Never use a woman's razor. Don't you know we use yours because it's better than ours?
ReplyDeleteSome things come back to haunt us, some things haunt others like your mother-in-law turning almost all the power off to the wires where you were installing a ceiling fan atop a 12 foot ladder. Sorry Whit - I thought all the power was off. Glad you didn't burst into flames when you touched those live wires! :)
ReplyDeleteYours is working? AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteI should also comment that I also mixed beef jerky and milk as a snack. I tasted them twice... going down and coming up.
ReplyDeleteI still think you are cool.
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