Monday, August 2, 2010

Stupid Things I have done

So I did something really stupid this week. It got me thinking to other stupid things I have done recently. This list is by no means comprehensive and for your entertainment, I will list them below. (Please do not share these with my kids when they are older, or my wife now, it will only increase the hold they have over me.) Please, if you can think of other stupid things I have done, remind me.

1. Ran out of milk and put kool-aid on my cold cereal. That is just too much sugar, it may not have been as bad if it weren't fruit loops.

2. Shaved with my wife's Razor, my poor bald head was raw for days from razor burn.

3. Forgot to put suntan lotion on my razor burned head and spent all day in the yard. have you ever had blisters on your head?

4. Bought a Brand New Car, only to sell it 18 months later.

5. Watched "The Last Airbender"

6. Sold my '73 Landcruiser.

7. I laughed when Eli stuck a crayon up his nose... now he sticks everything up there to show me he is funny.

8. I washed my Ipod, in the washer, full cycle.

I am fairly confident no one will read this. (by the way, if you wash your electronic device. DO NOT TURN IT ON. Put it in a bag of instant rice for like 48 hours, THEN plug it in to recharge. IF it still doesn't work, you are out of luck... MINE IS WORKING for now)