To anyone who wants to cash in on my
Geniusness, here you go:
It is cool to be "green" and environmentally friendly. Well, Hybrids are the big thing anymore and EVERY car company makes several hybrid models.
Here is my idea: Sell the Hybrid Decals.
You can put one on your car and be cool. Everyone will think that you care about the environment, earning you lots of new friends. If you drive an older model people will be impressed that you converted over. If you drive a newer model car, you will have saved tons on just buying the decal, those things run like $4K from the dealer (granted you actually get a hybrid car). I am pretty sure your gas mileage won't improve, but people will like you more, because it is what they think that counts.
Once you have made a ton of money doing that. You can expand your business to selling other decals, like Sport, LTD, Harley Davidson, ETC. People will be grateful they only had to spend $10 to get the upgraded model!
There you go. This Idea may not be as good as the Jerkurrito... but it is a start.