golf pics

On the fairway

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Recent Discoveries

Over the holidays I noticed a few things.

1. Truffle boxes are a combination of delicious chocolates and chocolate covered poisons. I think they throw the coffee ones in there to make the rest taste better by comparison.

2. When golfing, the laws of physics don't apply. I don't know how I can hit a ball only to see it go 90 degrees perpendicular to where I want.

3. Also when golfing, how can the T travel further than the ball?

3.5 How can grass travel further than the ball?

3.5b How can the ball go backwards when golfing?

4. Bubblewrap is often more fun than the present (or Mug) it is protecting.

5. Finlandia makes naturally lactose free cheese!

6. Old people at our gym hate kids.

7. If Eli and Dora Don't get naps, they are grumpy. If they sleep too long they are grumpy. If they sleep just the right amount they are grumpy. BUT if they sleep REALLY long, I am not grumpy.

8. If holding a kid with a dry diaper on your lap, and they pee in the diaper, even though you are not wet, it still feels gross.

9. You can golf in Oregon in the winter, but the course will be covered in half frozen deer poop.

Redwoods with Grandpa

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Visitors

My Uncle Leon and Aunt Lorraine came to visit. It was really fun to see them.

The first words out of Eli's mouth were priceless...

"Wow, you have a BIG tummy!"

That is my boy.

I will tell you this. I am super Proud of Eli. He is honest. If Dora is screaming in the other room, you can ask Eli and he says "I pulled her hair cause she won't share!" or he will say why she is crying.

It does not mean he is a happy kid all the time, but at least he is honest... for now.

Eli

He is now using the bathroom like a big boy. Today I thought I would see if he could take a shower.

"Dada I have to go Pee!"

My options were to get him out, dry him off, put him on the toilet... or let him go.

He just went.

"Wow Dada, Peeing in the shower is FUN!"

Yes it is Eli, yes it is. Just don't Tell Momma

Finally fit the truck in the garage

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Medical Question

Why is it if you eat beef jerky, then wait for an hour and have a glass of milk with a cookie, that your burps still taste like jerky?

Why not cookies? Those would taste so much better.

I will have to ask my doctor.